Climbing Puns That Will Have You Rockfall-ing Down With Laughter
Maybe you’ve noticed already but, here on Mpora, we love puns. Skiing puns, snowboarding puns, travel puns, yoga puns, mountain biking puns; if it’s a pun and it’s got something to do with the topics we cover, we’re all over it. Until today though, and we can honestly barely believe we’re saying this, we’d never done a rundown of climbing puns. Don’t worry though. We’re here to right that wrong, here to make amends, here to make you want to unclip from your carabiners and jump off the face because you simply can’t go on living in a world where this qualifies as comedy. OK, that got dark. Anyway, puns.
1) There’s a new Star Wars film all about the Millenium Falcon being busted out of jail. Free Solo
2) You heard about the climber who burnt his hands cooking in an Australian’s garden. Yeah, he… “put another crimp on the barbie”
3) A giant reptile, now extinct, hurt himself attempting a climbing move. Dyno-sore