You Have To Sand It To Us These Beach Puns Are Very Good
Think of a subject and it’s likely we’ve compiled a collection of puns around that subject. Surfing puns, skiing puns, climbing puns, camping puns, cycling puns, mountain biking puns, yoga puns, travel puns; you name it, we’ll pun it. Pun it hard. And so, with that in mind, look no further than our collection of outsanding beach puns (outsanding, as in… err… outstanding).
1) Jay-Z has more sand than he knows what to do with. He’s got 99 problems but a beach ain’t one
2) Went to the beach and sculpted a Ford Mondeo with turrets. Made a tidy profit on it. Sand car sells
3) Asked the barman for a lager shandy. Ended up with an entire beach in my Carlsberg
4) Had a neck and neck race with some water on a beach. Tide
5) How do beaches greet each other? With a ‘sandshake’